1. We admitted we were powerless over Star Wars cards — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Force.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and our card collections.
5. Admitted to The Force, to ourselves, and to another human being (or Internet buddy who is probably human, maybe wookiee) the exact nature of our card collecting wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have The Force remove all these defects of character and to leave a blank space in our binders.
7. Humbly asked The Force to remove our shortcomings, or give us a P3, one of the two.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. Even those newbies who we lectured about MINT and NEAR MINT and it isn't RARE darn you!
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, or donated a really fun card to a fellow collector, just to help him/her/it out.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to remain calm during all ebay auctions and to refrain from rash bidding, even if it was the LAST CARD we needed.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Star Wars card completionists everywhere, so that they too could relax and just enjoy the cards.

(These steps subject to edit. Feel free to suggest amendments).