with apologies to Robin Williams....

Here's a little warning sign if you have a Star Wars card problem:

Number 1: If you come home to your house and there's no more room anywhere and your cat says "I'm out of here, dork!" WARNING!

Number 2, If you have this dream, where your buying cards in your sleep, and you can't fall asleep and buying cards in your sleep and can't fall asleep AND YOU WAKE UP and you're buying Star Wars cards! BINGO!

Number 3, If on your tax form, it says "$10,000 dollars for hobbies" MAY DAY!